The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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