My hand turned me down
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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