This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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