If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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