The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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