Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize
