i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Randomize
