If that was your dad, he is hot
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Shame is for Republicans.
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