How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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