doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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