ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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