Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Randomize
