physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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