I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I'm at about main and main street
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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