I swear she didn't look like that last week.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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