? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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