I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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