Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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