So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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