The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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