# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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