So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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