Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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