Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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