He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
its not stalking. its research.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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