Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
