And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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