Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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