i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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