It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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