Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
