well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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