at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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