Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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