Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
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Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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