and you said cock pushups were impossible
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
jump out the window naked night went bad
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