so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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