Nicole vs. Life
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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