first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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