She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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