pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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