The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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