How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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