ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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