The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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