He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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