That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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