He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I see more hoeing in ur future
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