I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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