Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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